Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:01:14 GMT

My journal is friends only. If you would like to be my friend, all you have to do is ask. I can't promise that I'll like you, but if you try your hardest and ask as nicely as you can (beg! Mwahahaha) then perhaps I'll have a change of heart.

I caution you, some details may be off slightly, other entries may be based on fiction. Still others are 100% accurate thanks in part to my psychotic family. Read at your own risk.

obscuredmisery